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AITA for breaking up a relationship?

I was with my sister watching television when a certain program caught my attention. It was some weird show with two men and a guest showing them a vacuum-based hair cutting device. I thought it was interesting and had potential, so I met up with them and bought the rights to the show for $5000 total. Meanwhile, I met this girl who's part of a band, so I offered to make physical copies of their music for them. Apparently one of the men whose show I bought seemed to make a good impression on her - he knew her native language, Vietnamese.

AITA for resurrecting someone?

While working to make a portal off the coast of Scotland, the Nazis found us and destroyed it - I had to escape. Something came through that portal, a demon whose left hand was made out of stone. 60 years later, another man and I resurrected an old American mystic. With that mystic and I working together, we ended up capturing that demon and no one else. Something suddenly burst out of the mystic's body and it ended up killing both of us.

AITA for being suspicious of someone?

The photo technician at the store I frequent has been getting suspiciously close to my family and I. He offered my son a Ghost in the Shell figurine, which he declined. It's been rough for us, as I've recently come across some evidence of my husband having an affair. I talked to the photo technician at a food court and we struck up a conversation about a movie we both like. My niece thinks that the photo technician is a lonely man, and I think I agree.

AITA for performing an investigation?

I was sent to a hospital for the criminally insane for what I thought was an investigation. The investigation would involve a woman who had drowned her four children. It was really tough for me, as I kept experiencing flashbacks of my time back in Vietnam. My investigation came to a head when I broke into the hospital's lighthouse and discovered the head psychiatrist there. They ended up institutionalizing me after I got violent and killed the psychiatrist.

AITA for inadvertently getting two people back together?

I was recently contacted by an old friend who just got out of prison while I was busy teaching celebrities how to play baseball. He let me in on a heist of his, where me, him, and 9 other people we assembled would rob four different casinos at once. What I didn't realize was the man who owned all those casinos was currently dating his ex-wife. I still went through with this heist and it worked out fine, and we snuck out with fake FBI uniforms. Him and his ex-wife ended up getting back together after the heist, and I picked him up after he served some time.

AITA for firing a housekeeper?

My husband and I had a housekeeper, but we had to let her go after we suspected her of having SARS. We hired a few more people to replace her, including a tutor for my 15 year old daughter who would help her with her science class. We took the family out for a camping trip, but it flooded really badly and we had to return earlier than we wanted to. This really devastated my son - he's really into camping as he's taken a vested interest in Aztec culture. To improve his mood, I asked the housekeeper we hired to make him a bowl of tteokbokki.